A very erotic, hilarious, and consistently memey original novel inspired by a dirty mind, a hell of a lot of hentai, and a few very weird friends on an online RTS game. This gon' make you fall from your chair.

Follow Little Swift's story as he ventures away from his 18-year master, to the Holy City of the Screeching Empire, Cuckistan, populated by oddities, rapists and people who want to mount him on their p***s like Jesus on a cross. How will he make his mark on the world?

Try to imagine knowing the characters in real life. Enjoy the nightmares... or the wet dreams..?
Also give stones, or get stoned.

This novel is VERY NSFW, and contains offensive content. Read at your own peril.

PS: I tagged this as Romance Fiction but it might as well be a horror comedy.

PLS GIB POWER STONES KTHX

ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? THERE IS NO RETURN.


REALLY?