"Didn't I tell you to get legal immunity? How did you end up with dozens more murder charges overnight?"
"Those weren't people, they were ghosts. Call them people, and you'll be accused of racial discrimination too."
"Whether people or ghosts! They're all lawful citizens protected by law!"
The legal officer was practically tearing their hair out.
"Oh come on, relax, you see, the Grand Dictator has issued me a pardon, and the Julius Family even gave me a letter of gratitude. The judge, witnesses, cameras, they're all on my side.
Worst comes to worst, I'll just say I lost control, overreacted in a drunken stupor of self-defense, pay a few million in compensation, and it's done, no biggie."
