Clag click click click clag tic Tok wish woosh boom boom boom boom
Kapoi bomm bum bop bip jock long long bog wish woosh lop lock sock mock, I have a Glock and a big fat clock
( The sound of the transportation spell/ circle)
Why is it so noisy (and did I hear it say Glock)
But where am i bunch of numbers and letters - shin
A voice calls out to him
Si !!
Sir sh !!
Sir shin !!
Griii !!
He slowly opens his eyes
"Hmmm"
"Forgive me saint"she says while getting ready to slap him
However shin wakes up just in time and backs away
O you are awake, it seems the gri-on made us land in the forest
"Bruierrrrrredrhhhhhhhhh" shin starts to vomit
"Huh?"
"Is this your first time using a transportation spell" - guard 1
"Yea" breeeeeeeettyyhhhsdrhjkjm -shin continues to vomit
"Vomiting occurs when a mythical creatures energy flo-"- guard 1
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE! - shin
"Why are you yelling at me I was just trying to help" hmpth! - guard 1
"Don't worry humans tend to get aggressive even if it's a saint"
Guard 2 says while comforting guard 1
(These elves are not too bright, now that I look at their faces they don't seem all too intelligent
Especially that guy, and this chick is the next story, she tried to slap me instead of carrying me and now she's acting like nothing happened)
"Breeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh"
(Wait I can't give up on elves)
"Gri,?"- the gri-on children tilt there head concerned
"Sorry to keep you guys waiting I'm ready to get moving"
Breeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh
After this though"- shin
As they make there way to the forest, shin sees that the surroundings are slowly fading away,
*By the poison*
(I really feel bad for doubting them, I'm not really good with seeing people dieing, much less plants)
(Ah this Forest is beautiful even with all the dead flowers
but I really don't have time to waste, mom told me to stay in one place if I got out and even if I moved I shouldn't go too far
The sword is with the dwarf and my bag is back at camp, so they should wait until I get back right) - shin
"Not to be rude or anything but, I really don't have time to waste it's best
if you just show me the poisonous area so I decide wether or not i can deal with it"- shin
"Haha, that's the first lie you told since we've been talking"
"Huh?" - shin
"Didn't you know that elves and dwarf have a sixth sense and can tell when humans are lying" - guard 1
"For real?"- Shin
"Yea besides I heard that if saints lie they explode in an hour"- pearl
(Huh does that mean I'm going to die in an hour)
"Pffffffffffffffffft"
"Hahaha just look at his face" - guard 1
"We were only joking to light up the mood"- guard 2
You look angry here is my neck- guard 1
hahaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaa
That's what you get for yelling at us earlier
Bwahahahaahaaa
(I almost killed them!!!)
Shin starts to take deep breaths
Huuuu phheeeeeeeee *Inhale*
exhale
Hooooooooo phheeeeeeeee
Hahaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaa
(No I must hold it in)
"Nice joke princess"- guard
"Hehe"- pearl
(These elves really aren't right in the head)
Sorry for teasing you sir shin but don't worry the poison didn't kill anyone
"While it may have taken most of our land it only had left few of us poison
However if it continues to spread we might have to relocate, maybe even leave some behind"
"Gri"-on they gri-on says looking sad
"Don't worry we are just talking worst case scenario"- pearl
Some have left the forest and went amongst the humans
"But most of us stayed behind to preserve the world tree" guard 2
"Here is the root of the world tree, you can find the elves village right behind here after a couple minutes of walking" - pearl
"Huh it's small" - shin
"Oh it used to be bigger, it used most of its powers to help us move and guard us from the poison"- guard 1
Shin uses his saint eyes to check the poison level
Let's just say it was massive