Ahem.
This is Gloria Cheng speaking—Tactical Swordsman of Unconvincing Bravado™ and temporary spokesperson because our beloved author has... vanished. Disappeared. Poof. Said something about "seven days of rest" and ran into the void with snacks and stress.
Apparently, writing 35 chapters of cosmic madness does things to a person's brain. Everett called it a "Chrono-Mental Collapse". Guruji just nodded wisely and began chanting over a cup of tea.
So, yes. The author is on a 7-day break. That means no new chapters for a short while. I know, I know—what will you do without me? (And Everett, I guess.)
In the meantime, feel free to re-read some past chapters, try to decode Guruji's weird prophecies, or start your own conspiracy board titled "What Even Is the Cube?" Trust me, I already have three of those.
We'll be back soon—with more drama, danger, and dialogue where I interrupt everyone with perfect timing.
Stay ridiculous. Stay ready.
— Gloria Cheng
(Definitely in charge. Definitely not panicking.)