[Tale 3: Sea Monkeys] Miru announced as time resumed.
"Are you two special you talk about in there?" The turtle asked gesturing towards the round pop up house ahead of them.
"That's right" Nobody replied as they continued forward. Since he was matching the turtles pace they ended up moving extremely slow, and before they could even get to the house Goku had ran out of it to do some kind of morning routine.
He was grabbing rocks left and right and squeezing them into pieces. A feat of strength that was simply inhumane.
Goku suddenly halted as he spotted Nobody.
"nobody?" He said before reaching to pat him.
Nobody walked backwards.
"No need for that I'm a guy and am not missing any assets" He wanted to avoid Goku's early pat downs.
"Bulma's missing hers" Goku said letting Nobody know about the horrors he had witnessed this morning.
"That's to be expected. Boys and girls have different bodies. When you meet more of them you'll learn" Nobody explained. He then shook his head side to side.
"My name's not nobody it's…" For some reason his name escaped him. He could have sworn his memory was fine but for some reason anytime he tried to think of his name it was blank.
"Nobody with a capital N" He clarified much to Goku's confusion.
Before they could continue with their talk Bulma popped out sticking her head out the door.
"Now what?" She said before seeing Nobody. Her cheeks became flush as she closed the door quickly.
A few loud bangs sounded out and a few seconds later she changed outfits and wore something a little less morning routine.
"Good morning!" Bulma said after dawning some overalls and tying her hair back into a ponytail.
"Morning" Nobody replied with a polite nod back. Which seemed to add more to his mysterious charm if her heart eyes were anything to go off of.
"Could you help bring this turtle back to the sea?"
"Sure" Goku replied his good nature shining through.
"Of course" Bulma added. Clearly only interested in impressing this mysterious and handsome stranger.
"What's your name by the way? And how did you know my name?" Bulma asked leaning into Nobody a bit. She didn't hear the earlier conversation just general noise.
"It is actually Nobody but I'm also nobody important so I just say that and explain later" He said lying since he couldn't recall his name and decided to stick with the bit for now.
"Also your shirt said Bulma on it, and since you don't look the type of girl to wear a shirt with 'bloomers' on it for no reason" Nobody reasoned.
Bulma nodded along like his logic wasn't shaking at best.
"Anyway we should help this turtle" Nobody said wanting to move the plot along. The longer they talked the more chances he had to slip up, or give the audience something else to lock onto besides his uncanny words from earlier.
…
The group departed soon after, and despite having a few different methods of transportation Bulma elected to use a motorcycle as she hugged Nobody's waist while he drove. Goku just carried the turtle and ran with it on his back.
Miru floated as she followed along. No one really mentioned her except for the fact that even when she spoke they only heard beeps and boops.
After traveling for a bit Nobody stopped the vehicle.
"Goku stop for a second" Nobody said. The other three gave confused look. He looked up at the clouds for a second.
"An armed combatant is up ahead, and Miru take a picture of that cloud" Nobody informed. He knew Miru didn't have a picture taking feature but he wanted to add something to his theme.
"Are they strong?" Goku asked itching for a good fight.
"Not really, but his blade might cause you some trouble if he lands a hit." With that he continued not giving them a chance to ask more questions.
As they approached a large boulder a bear with a armor and a cutlass emerged from behind it.
"Halt"
"Halt"
Nobody and the bandit bear both spoke at the same time. The bandit bear's eye widened slightly.
"Goku beat him up he wants to eat the turtle" Nobody said not giving the bandit any chance to speak for himself.
"I do want to eat the turtle it's my favorite dish" the bandit didn't believe a little kid could do anything but he was slightly nervous about the guy on the motorcycle.
"Are you sure Goku can handle him?" Bulma asked slightly skeptical. She knew the kid was strong, but this bandit was five times his size and had a sword.
"He'll win with three moves" Nobody said confidently.
As Goku placed the turtle down the bandit swung his sword. The blade hit only air as Goku flipped over his head.
The bandit quickly turned around and swung a second time hitting air and scanning around for Goku only to realize he was standing on his blade.
"Rock, Scissors.." Goku pulled his armed back and channeled his strength into his fist.
"PAPER!" He slammed his fist into the bandits face. He jumped off and landed on the ground.
"We can go now" The turtle and Bulma both had a look of disbelief on their faces while Nobody simply nodded.
Before leaving he picked up the blade. He had a theory he wanted to test out and he needed this to verify something.
…
Eventually they reached a nice beach.
"It's the sea!!" The turtle exclaimed with joy.
"What a wide river" Goku said completely ignoring what the turtle had just said.
The turtle waddled into the water, and faced them.
"Wait here I'll be back. I simply must get you a reward" He didn't wait for a response before vanishing into the water.
"Reward?" Goku asked before looking at Nobody.
"What's it going to be?" At this point Goku figured Nobody had some really good guessing ability.
"Speaking of how did you know everything that was going to happen? I saw you look at the clouds earlier, but that couldn't have told you anything" Bulma said her curiosity boiling over.
Nobody looked at the clouds once again and pointed to one of the many.
"So you see the way those clouds look…" Bulma and Goku both squinted their eyes at the clouds once again he pointed at.
"Well I use those shapes to determine what will happen, also Miru take a picture of that cloud" they both comically fell over after realizing Nobody was terrible at explaining.
"That asides. You'll get a cloud, and a dragon ball"
"A DRAGON BALL?! wait do you know what happens at the end. Do I get my wish?" Bulma said now mostly believing since they hadn't even talked about dragon balls with him.
"I'm not going to tell you. That'd ruin the fun" Nobody said with a smirk on his face.
Bulma crossed her arms and looked away disapprovingly. The more he talked the less charming he seemed.
"Speaking of…" Nobody looked into the distance.
"It's someone on a turtle" Goku said as he made block the sun to see better.
"You can see that far?" Bulma said not fully seeing a person yet and just a blurish outline of something on the horizon.
"Aloha~!" The old man standing atop the turtle said.
"Just what we need an old man" Bulma said dismissively.
After speaking time seemed to freeze.
Nobody yet again had a manga to look through.
The same cover and same manga now with tale 3 available.
His re-introduction was played comically with the N in Nonody being both bolded and italicized.
The group traveling and Goku fighting the bear.
With each move Goku made a counter was next to him as it counted to 3 culminating with a rock, paper, scissors punch to the bears forehead.
They continued the trip and successfully made it to the beach.
[Tale 3 end: Reviewing comments]
{Briditsh_gai: I thought the shadows were going to be threats, but it was just nobody.}
—> {SpaceOdysseus23: you mean Nobody. The N is capitalized}
——> {Briditsh_gai: damn Nobody's got shooters.}
{Isolated_ninja: Goku just knocked out that bear. No turtle soup for him.}
—> {ninja_master: and his predictions. Did he just stare at the clouds to guess the future. I guess his outfit nods towards that.}
——>{Quesin: All they need is a pig and the journeys set.}
———>{comp_hater: you're always on this journey to the west s##t}
————>{Quesin: I enjoy the story and love seeings its influence on other pieces of media}
{Jobro: he hit him with the "you're next line is" type of prediction.}
——>{bladetester: you think that blades going to be anything special}
———>{Jobro: probably.}
[Tale 3: Analysis complete
Updated status
Readers perception:
Gag character-> 40% -> 0%
Time Traveler-> 30% - 0%
Fortune teller-> 30% -> 95%
Swordsmen-> 0% -> 5%
After demonstrating your future seeing capacity even the blind can see how much you know about the future, and you specifically picking up the sword has given the audience some reason to believe you can wield it.
Current level of Strength (Oolong equal) if you were to fight Oolong it would be a coin flip as to who would win.
Current level of Speed (Quicker than a Turtle) speed is clearly not your strong suit and years of sitting down and gaming have negatively impacted your speed.
Current level of intelligence (slightly above average->Future intelligence) You can't see into the future and be a fool, so enjoy the boost to intelligence.
Current level of Ki (N/A) When being pulled to this world you were not granted Ki, good luck.
Current Abilities (a few tricks->some tricks) Future Sight:Cloud watching is no longer just a past time. When you gaze at the clouds you can see potential futures and timelines based on the way the cloud looks. Be warned knowing the future doesn't mean you can always change it.
Sword Skills: The path of the blade is a long and dangerous journey, and you have just started it. You know how to pick up a blade and swing it without hurting yourself.]
"I guess I can't make items special. At least not if they gloss over it." Nobody said since the update didn't mention anything about the sword in particular.
[You should be glad you gained sword skills. If you swung that without any you'd probably lose a limb]
Nobody let out a small sigh.