Chapter 2 - never eaten flesh this sweet

Men being a zombie is not that easy I tell you I feel hungry as hell zombies don't even need food yet I feel like I'll starve to death So am looking at my first meal in this new life a young man probably around 19 to 20 looking like he's on an overdose of cocaine "yes that's right Martha why don't you take off your top too" yep he's losing it. poor girlfriend last bastard is already hallucinating this should be quite easy you might be wondering. why are you going after this poor defenseless high school brat and I'd say easy pickings I'd go for someone healthier but that seems a bit more troublesome not to mention you got to build up experience you know best to go for the easy pray first. "Hehe I knew you always liked me Martha" I just hope the drugs in his system doesn't affect me no I'm a zombie now so I should be fine probably well here goes nothing. ooh loverboy what are you doing here don't you know the streets of New York are dangerous at night. "Pov loverboy: who's shouting don't you see am busy!! oh Jessica it's you come to join in the fun". Wait what who's Jessica and who the hell wants to join in on your fun you freak I'll tell you this I'm straight you can't bend me I'm more solid then Captain America's ass!. oh no I mean shield!!. Loverboy: ah who are you trying to fool every guy at school knows that you get around look at you pale as a corpse maybe after we have some fun you should take it easy all the guys at school would be sad if you died from doing it too much if you know what I mean. Wait what no no no no I'm pretty sure that I've been soul dropped into a guy's body artist fragmented memories false I haven't even checked the body dammit it's impossible I can't I've been mistaken. let me check right now how can a man survive without his dragon to plow the field and conquer the lands. That would be as bad as the emperor of China and the emperor of France coming together in a meeting only to find out they're wearing woman's skirts how embarrassing (•_• Authors pov: what the fuck are you talking about we only need to know if you have a dick you really are mentally ill ) oh thank goodness it's still there false alarm people the dragon still lives or is it dead cuz I'm a zombie. "Loverboys pov: so Jessica you going to join in or what." Join in. join in on what you son of a b**** you almost gave me an identity crisis I'm going to fucking kill you. ( And or MC runs right into loverboy grabbing him by the throat). "Loverboy: what the fuck who the hell are you are you here to collect I mistook you for someone else dude I swear I don't have the money" don't worry loverboy after today you won't have to pay for anything " Loverboy: really thank you so much man I'll do it whatever it takes to pay back the favor if you need anything just let me know" oh really you smell so good. "Loverboy: what!". All I need is you (proceeds to rip off his full arm) that took a while oh well guess I need to gain more strength. Loverboy: AAARGH!!! please man let me go I didn't see anything I won't tell anyone(he subs desperately while putting pressure on the places his arm was wild blood while flows on the ground looking for a way to escape) "wait what are you doing why are you eating my arm oh God no what have I run into help!!! someone help!!! There's a monster! Please no please 'let's out a blood curdling scream" (alas are poor little loverboy didn't make it his hands were ripped off and eaten followed by his legs head an internal organs we're all eating except the colon and other small intestines) yeah I'm not eating those but oh boy did that taste amazing I can't quite place the taste though all ill say is it taste like the finest meal I've ever eaten it's like playing with my taste buds sweets and sour hot and spicy it's like all the best flavors just came into one amazing I tell you. I guess being a zombie changes your taste buds. and that damn hunger is finally gone all in all it was a good day.... (Authors pov: I swear to God I can't understand how people can write action it's so damn difficult 😭)