At an internal naval hearing, the navy's top brass questioned the navy's "scum", North Sea Admiral Darren.
"You have had illicit relationships with royal princesses and noble ladies from many countries in the North Sea?"
"I'm caring about the people."
Senior Navy Officer: ...
"Then how do you explain the ridiculously high salaries paid to soldiers in the North Sea Navy that you lead?"
"How can you expect others to work for you with the little salary you get from this headquarters?"
Navy senior officials:
"Why does the North Sea Fleet possess Germa's technology?"
"It's military-civilian cooperation. Germa 66 was touched by my justice."
Senior Navy officials: (￣o￣)
"How do you explain the abnormal deaths of the Tianlong people in the North Sea?"
"Oh, it was a shipwreck... It's so unfortunate, and I personally express my deepest regrets."
Navy senior officials: (?_??)
"The last question is, how do you evaluate yourself?"
"I smoke, drink, love money, lust for sex, fight for power, deceive my superiors and subordinates, and do all kinds of evil, but I am a good sailor."
Senior Navy Officers: ???
Garp: I can't bear it anymore, Zhan Guo, don't stop me, I'm going to beat this guy up! !
Well, this is the story of a rebellious, degenerate naval scum.
This book is also known as: "This Navy is a Little Rebellious", "Magneto's Ability is Elegance", "Sorry, My Justice is a Little Crooked", "I Don't Want to Be a Hero"
Chapter 1 The Inspection Team is Here
Haiyuan calendar year 1492. (About 30 years before the Battle of Marineford)
North Sea waters.
The sun was shining and the cool sea breeze created ripples on the sea surface.
A warship flying a snow-white seagull flag was sailing slowly on the sea at a steady speed, with a huge sail with the black word "Justice" printed on it raised on its towering mast.
"Gion... My Gion, I love you, please accept my love!"
On the deck of a warship.
A rather sloppy-looking naval lieutenant made a gorgeous slide, knelt on one knee in an exaggerated manner, held a bouquet of bright roses in both hands, and looked at the beauty in front of him with eager eyes.
In front of him was a tall girl with long wavy black hair.
She was wearing a righteous cloak of a major in the headquarters, a pink suspender short-sleeved shirt, and only hot pants on her lower body, revealing a pair of long, white, round legs.
"Major Kaji is so brave!"
"Come on, Major Kake!!"
"…"
Following Kaji's public display of love, the other sailors on the deck cheered excitedly.
Some people scattered colored paper, some blew trumpets, and some fired salutes...
Some people even held up a banner that read "Major Kake's 38th confession."
As if inspired by the shouts and enthusiasm of his subordinates behind him, Kaji's heart was suddenly filled with unparalleled confidence.
While holding up the rose, he also shook the greasy hair on his head in a showy manner, revealing an expression that he thought was extremely handsome.
"Gion, please accept my love. There is no man better than me in this world!"
Gion: ...
The corner of her mouth twitched, and she said in a faint voice:
"Kaji, you're a good person, but we're not a good match."
The deck suddenly became extremely quiet.
The sound of horns, cheers, and salutes all stopped abruptly.
The sailors looked at Major Kake with pity as he knelt on one knee with flowers in his hand, and suddenly noticed that his back looked so desolate and bleak.
Thinking of this, their noses couldn't help but feel a little sour.
"Major Kake is so miserable..."
"Even though I've confessed so many times..."
'Why...'
They walked over subconsciously and were about to open their mouths to comfort her, but unexpectedly, the motionless Kake suddenly turned his head, and his scribbled face was covered with two lines of tear marks.
"Did you hear that?"
Kaji bit his lower lip, his eyes filled with tears.
"That Major Kaji, we all heard it..."
"You don't have to be discouraged..."
"Yes, man..."
The sailors could not help but comfort him.
"——Gion actually praised me as a good person!!"
Kake suddenly jumped up from where he was standing, his eyes shining brightly through his tearful eyes, his face flushed with excitement:
"She finally acknowledged me!! What does this mean? It means that as long as I keep confessing my feelings, maybe she will agree to date me next time!"
Marines: ...
Is she praising you?
You are a good person. Is that a good thing to say?
They looked at each other with twitching eyes, their expressions stiff and awkward. After exchanging glances implicitly, they all smiled and nodded:
"Yes, yes!"
"That's right!"
"Yes, yes!"
"——I knew it!!"
Kaji immediately cheered and clenched his fists.
"She is testing my patience. I finally understand your good intentions, Gion!!"
He turned his head and said with a smile:
"Actually, you don't need to test me. After all, we have known each other for such a long time. Don't you know how I feel about you? Come on, give me a kiss..."
As he spoke, Kake pouted and moved closer to Gion.
Bang!!
The next second, he flew backwards like a cannonball, hit the mast, and then slid down like a piece of mud.
Two lines of bright red blood flowed from his nostrils, and his body twitched from time to time.
The sailors nearby seemed to have already gotten used to this scene. They put away their various "support" tools and continued to perform their duties as if nothing had happened.
The farce was over, Gion rubbed his temples and sighed helplessly.
She opened the military document in her hand again, which contained a naval file.
Name: Rogers Darren
Age: 19
Origin: Beihai, orphan
Position: Head of Beihai 312 Branch Base
Rank: Captain of the Navy Headquarters
Ability: Suspected to be a devil fruit ability to manipulate metal, details unknown
Evaluation: A very ambitious person, who acts decisively and ruthlessly, is straightforward, has a strong influence in the North Sea, has amazing potential, and can be selected for the officer training camp.
Note: There are serious problems with personal lifestyle
Below this table are rows of densely packed records and exploits of suppressing pirates.
In addition, the file also includes a photo provided by the Navy Photo Department.
Gion glanced at the photo casually, and his black onyx eyes flickered.
The man in the photo has black hair and black eyes, deep facial features, and eyes as deep as stars, exuding a wild and unruly temperament.
"This guy is quite handsome. He's almost ready to compete with me."
At this time, Kake also leaned forward with his bruised head and exclaimed:
"So this guy named Darren is the target of scrutiny in our industry?"
Gion glanced at Kaji, who still had two tissues stuck in his nostrils, and resisted the urge to beat up this shameless guy again. He said in a calm tone:
"That's right. This guy is a powerful figure in the North Sea, just like the local emperor of the North Sea. Moreover, secret intelligence claims that he has private cooperation with underground forces, the mafia, and many countries in the North Sea."
"According to Sister He, Darren is a very dangerous and capable person."
"This time we came here, in addition to awarding him the medal on behalf of our department, we also have the responsibility of reviewing him."
"Besides, this is just my mission, why are you tagging along?"
She looked at the shameless guy in front of her with dissatisfaction.
I have my own mission to accomplish, but this bastard just has to follow me.
"Where you go, I go."
Kaji winked and chuckled, then muttered in a disapproving tone:
"But this guy is just a colonel in the headquarters. Why does Chief of Staff He take him so seriously?"
The Tsuru sister that Gion mentioned is the chief of staff of the Navy Headquarters and a core figure of the justice force in the entire world.
Shouldn't the people who are valued by Chief of Staff Crane be great pirates like Whitebeard, Golden Lion, and Roger?
And this guy was just a colonel of a headquarters stationed in the Four Seas, although his rank was two levels higher than his.
But this is only because he grew up in the headquarters and has not had time to accumulate enough military merits to be promoted.
If I start carrying out the mission myself, I can easily surpass this guy.
Gion shook his head and said:
"No, Sister He must have her reasons for saying that."
Kaji rolled his eyes:
"So if something does go wrong with the review, are we going to take action?"
As he said this, he couldn't help but snap his fingers, looking eager to try.
For some reason, when he saw the photo in the file, he had the urge to beat this guy up.
I can't tell the reason.
It definitely isn't because he's more handsome than me.
"No, we just need to report to the headquarters."
Gion slowly closed the file and turned to look at the sea in the distance.