I was in a pitch-black place, no light, I couldn't see or feel my body in that place. In that place with nothing… it was absolute boredom.
Yes, that's exactly it. That was the second most boring moment of my life.
But how did I end up in this empty, dark place? The answer is simpler than it seems… a damn truck.
In fanfics, it's always the trucks that lead to this kind of situation. To be honest, trucks are the true Gods, and I have no doubts about that fact, well, at least in the world of fanfics, trucks are Gods.
Hmm… I think I shouldn't have started reading fanfics… my mind got a bit weird thinking about those kinds of situations where you go to an anime world because of the fanfics that influenced me.
It's impossible for those fanfic situations to happen, since a human from the real world wouldn't have any power and wouldn't know what to do in an anime world. Unless the person is reborn as a baby in an anime world, to have the basic power of that world in their body.
For example, Naruto, if someone went to that world, they wouldn't have Chakra, unless they were born in that world from the start as a baby to have Chakra.
Ah, being stuck in this endless dark place isn't helping me. I'm starting to think about nonsense again.
Putting my craziness aside, I should tell the readers how I ended up in this empty, dark place.
Well… it all started on a beautiful day, ah, who cares, screw it!
Let's go to a flashback; it's easier to explain how I got here.
And while the flashback plays for you readers who are wasting your time reading the fanfic of my shitty life… the great me, who's screwing over whoever's reading this, is going to take a nice nap.
Yeah, I'm screwing over whoever's reading… even you, the guy reading this… ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[Flashback ON]
I had just gotten home. It was Saturday, early in the morning after buying breakfast, and right after eating, I went to my room. In my room, I sat in front of the PC and looked for a specific folder in the files.
It was an anime my best friend had recommended to me a few days… or months ago.
High School DxD was the name of the anime that my best and only friend, Willian, had recommended.
Willian said it was a good anime, that I'd like it, and it was only four seasons.
I watched all four seasons… in the end, I was furious, with a burning desire to kill that shitty protagonist.
If I had Superman's heat vision, my poor PC would be toast.
I couldn't believe how trash the main protagonist of the anime was.
Damn, Sairaorg in the fourth season would've been a much better protagonist. I can't forget Vali Lucifer; just his appearance made the anime so much better in the second season, but the protagonist had to ruin everything by beating Vali because of boobs… Boobs, damn it.
If only Vali or Sairaorg were the protagonists… it would've been a much better anime. Even the explanation and basic backstory of the two were way better than all four seasons of the anime combined. Well, there wasn't exactly an explanation of Vali's backstory, but I liked it, and screw whoever didn't.
What's the author's problem making this trash, unsalvageable protagonist? I bet even at the end, he'll still be the trash virgin who only thinks about boobs, since boobs are literally what defines his story and the entire anime.
There were so many ways to make a better story, look at what happened with Kiba? In a world like that, it wouldn't be strange for that trash virgin protagonist to suffer from the dark side of the world early in his childhood for carrying such a powerful being inside him. I bet anyone stronger in that world could sense that shitty dragon.
But no… the guy literally has one of the strongest Sacred Gears in existence, and in seventeen years, no one, absolutely no one, did a damn thing against him until now. Screw you, Issei… and Issei whatever-the-hell, because I don't bother remembering your full name.
The world itself is good. Vali and Sairaorg would be the perfect protagonists for the anime with the backstories they have.
Aside from the good parts of the anime's story that the author ignores, the anime is trash. And it's all because of that damn virgin protagonist. There are still idiot virgins on the internet begging for a fifth season.
Hmm, I think people only watch this anime because of the fanservice; it's stupid to focus on Issei's story with so many boobs on screen. And speaking of boobs? What the hell is this? The protagonism turned into something like Boobtagonism?
Honestly, I have nothing against homosexuals, gays, or whatever you call them. I know a guy who came out of the closet, and years later, he had a daughter with some woman. So, just because a guy's gay doesn't mean he doesn't sleep with women.
But this protagonist is way too gay. He's in my top 2 worst protagonists I've ever seen in anime.
Whatever-the-hell Issei, if I were in your place, I would've already taken the virginity of all the girls.
Even so… I spent two straight days watching DxD. Only stopping to eat, drink water, and take a shower because the heat in the Northeast and North isn't for the weak, damn it.
By the way, what does DxD mean? Dragons of Dragons? DDD? Is it some name related to Great Red? I better not rack my brain with this meaningless crap.
I'm definitely not going to university for… hmm, two months. I need to digest this horrible protagonist from my brain that I was forced to watch for two straight days.
But what should I do to forget everything I watched in this shitty anime? Hmm… you know what, I'll just sleep for two months.
In the end, it was impossible to sleep for two months.
Waking up later, I got out of bed and went to the fridge. It was already three in the afternoon; I had slept almost the entire day.
Opening the fridge in search of food.
"Perfect!"
There's nothing to eat in the fridge. Just water. I hate having to leave the house to go shopping. I could order food, but… I don't have credit to call, and the damn Wi-Fi has been off for a week.
If I hadn't downloaded all of DxD a few months ago, I wouldn't have watched it from yesterday to today, but thinking about it, it would've been better if I hadn't watched that crap.
But I would've watched it anyway when I got bored with nothing to do, so there's no point complaining in the end.
Life's tough these days. Ten years ago, everything was easier, cheaper, and better quality. The internet was weaker, but the signal was better than it is now. Even the phones were sturdier; who doesn't remember that Nokia brick? Heh, good times.
Besides food, I'll take the trip to put some credit on my phone… and maybe I'll buy some condoms too; I noticed I'm out of condoms in my wallet.
Putting on a shirt that was on the couch, I opened the door and went out to the porch, closing the door and opening the black gate. Riding a motorcycle is nice, but walking and saving gas is better. Besides, the supermarket isn't that far; in fact, it's almost too close.
In the middle of the street after closing and locking the gate of the house I live in, I looked at the kids playing in the street.
I don't even pay attention to the noise that lasts most of the day. Seriously! It's a mess of kids in the street; it makes me want to grab a gun and shoot them… those little shits are lucky I'm a heavy sleeper, or I'd sleep through my whole life if I could.
Heading down the street toward the little market on the corner, on the way, my phone started ringing with an incoming call.
Taking the phone out of my pants pocket, I glanced at it, but I could barely see anything on the screen, so I turned the brightness to max.
"Willian…"
Looking at the screen, I could see my best friend's name. He was my only friend and also the bastard who recommended DxD, that anime with the shittiest protagonist in history. Only banging those girls in fanfics.
I answered the call in the middle of the street. No one here is crazy enough to try robbing me; I'm not too worried about that kind of person. Maybe it's because I'm an even worse kind of person, who knows?
"Hey, bro! What's up!"
"Hey, what you doing now, man?"
That deep voice, every sound his mouth made grated on the ears of anyone listening… I always remembered one of his nicknames, one of his old codenames. Thunder Voice.
"Nothing much. I'm in the street now, going to buy food; I'm out of everything at home, barely have cold water in the fridge."
"Yeah, man, life's tough for everyone."
"Yeah, bro. And you, what you doing?"
"Watching One Piece."
"Again…"
Willian is addicted to the anime One Piece… so addicted it scares me.
I watched One Piece just because I was tired of hearing Willian talk about every episode whenever we chatted.
"…Oh, by the way, I finished watching DxD."
"Hmm! It was good, right!?"
"Screw that!"
"Hahaha!"
"The only good thing was the busty girls… the world seemed kind of interesting too, but that protagonist, ah! I'm so pissed I want to kill him! You have no idea!"
"Yeah, I know… he's total trash, a big shitty virgin."
"Don't remind me. So, why'd you call?"
"Bro, I'm throwing a party at my place tonight, invited a ton of people from college. It's gonna be loud as hell, rock, that heavy devil metal to drive the neighbors crazy."
"What time's this chaos starting?!"
"We're kicking off at seven tonight… it'll go on until next month, God willing."
"And college, man?"
"Screw college! I just want to live it up, damn it!"
"Haha! Me too. I was planning to sleep through the whole month and screw college! But with the party at your place, I'm gonna buy some beer and have it delivered to your house. And of course, I'm buying over eight thousand condoms; I'm not looking to have a kid before thirty or forty."
"Right on. Catch you tonight, bro."
"Later!"
After that call, I bought everything I needed, went back home to get ready for the night that didn't take long to arrive.
Long before turning onto the street where Willian's house is, I could already hear the damn loud music playing some wild rock.
Think of a guy who loves rock. But I'll admit, at a party, he knows who to invite, but… it looks like the place is full of married women.
Damn Willian…
It's no wonder he's got a reputation as a Married Woman Eater.
Entering the house, I looked for Willian. I found him with two women in his arms… and they're married, wives of two university professors. I know their daughters… I remember one of them is even pregnant; I wonder which of the cuckolds is the father?
"Yo, bro!"
I waved at Willian, who was accompanied by the two married women.
"Hey, man! You're late, huh!"
"I'm Brazilian, not some shitty gringo."
"Right on. We're Brazilians, man. Not those pansies from the exchange program."
"Of course, damn it. Hey, put on some better music. All this rock of yours is making me sick."
"I'll change it later. Your nausea's probably 'cause you're drinking too much."
It's impossible to convince him to stop listening to so much rock. I'd better give up; I don't even know why I still try to make him stop.
"No way, man. I haven't had a shot in three days."
"…"
"I'm telling the truth. I haven't drunk or smoked in three days. Don't look at me like I grew a second head on my neck."
"Okay… who are you, and what did you do with my friend?"
"Forget it, damn it! Where's the damn beer? I need to get wasted fast!"
"That's my man! It's all in the freezer, there's whiskey there too. So, bro? You brought plenty of condoms, mine are already gone. I want to finish the job I started with these lovely ladies. You get me."
"Of course. I brought over eight thousand!"
"Did I catch the reference, bro? Give me some, a thousand should be enough for the week."
I pulled a condom from a pocket and handed it to Willian.
"I'm only giving you one. This month I'm using them all."
"What the hell, bro! One's not enough for me! I need at least two thousand to last half a month."
"And I need over eight thousand. How am I gonna make Vegeta break the scouter without over eight thousand?"
"Okay! Fine! When you need it, I'll give you just one. While I'm the one making Vegeta break the scouter!"
"Stop! Stop! Stop! Here, take two thousand, and stop crying, you big baby!"
I pulled over two thousand condoms from my pants pocket and handed them to Willian. As expected from the deep pockets of these pants, I can fit over eight thousand condoms for the trip.
"Thanks, bro! Let's go, naughty married ladies! Let's break the bed!"
And there he goes, the last one left by my side. Now it was just the two of us living, for all our friends and families who are gone.
"I'm gonna grab some beers and try to make Vegeta break the scouter with less than eight thousand later."
Since everyone left and it's just the two of us, I… feel so alone. At least I still have him with me, keeping me company in this shitty life.
If only the others were here with us too.
[Half a Month Later]
After another good screw, I'm heading out to grab more beer. I've used about three thousand condoms; more than half burst. I definitely broke Vegeta's scouter, but… things aren't made like they used to be. Ten years ago, condoms were sturdier.
On the way to the freezer, I hear sirens.
"Damn. The neighbors called the cops. Bunch of damn bastards."
With all this noise, it's no surprise. But now my orgy's over. They must be pissed I hooked up with their daughter and didn't take responsibility with a marriage.
"I'll let Willian handle it and grab a few more before heading out."
While I'm chugging some beers, I see Willian show up half an hour after the cops knocked on the door.
"Hey, bro, party's over."
"I already saw, man."
Everyone's leaving since the cops showed up; no way I didn't notice.
Willian looked at me. He seemed extremely serious.
"You're drinking like crazy, bro, how many bottles you had? You don't even look drunk."
"No idea how many are gone? I might be resistant to alcohol, but after so many, my vision's blurry, and my head's got this hellish pain; it feels like I got hit in the head with an iron pipe."
"That's enough, Wellington, you're gonna die if you keep this up."
Willian's really serious to talk to me in that tone. But it doesn't matter.
"Yeah… I guess that's enough for now. Later, I'm heading home, but I'm taking some beers with me to drink on the way."
"Later, Wellington, be careful on the way."
"Till the next party, man."
"College!"
"Yeah, yeah… whatever, bro."
Studying, huh… it's a tough promise. But I'm trying, for all of them.
Leaving Willian's house, I walked home. I came on foot, I'll return on foot; gas costs an arm, a leg, a liver, a kidney, and who knows what else. The way I drink, I can't sell a kidney or liver.
I was crossing the traffic light when a terrible headache hit.
"Ow… my head, now of all times, damn it! Hmm? What the hell is that light?"
There was a light beside me; when I turned to see what it was…
BAM! A loud sound that quickly faded in the back of my head was all I heard as the world spun.
What the hell is this?
Oh? I get it.
So I got hit, but by what?
I looked for what hit me, and when I found it, I was really frustrated.
A damn truck.
It had to be this city where no one respects traffic.
But one thing I know, when I'm in hell or heaven, I'll make that driver my little bitch for all eternity.
And if I'm in heaven and he's in hell… I'll jump from heaven to hell after him.
No way. Someone like me would never get into heaven. It's more likely I'd climb from hell to heaven after that damn driver.
I'll definitely make him my bitch in the next life.
After promising to make that driver my bitch, my vision went black.
[Flashback OFF]
And that's how I ended up in this place.
Where will I go next?
Heaven or hell? Doesn't matter, I just know I'll make that driver my bitch, whether in heaven or hell, he'll be my bitch for all eternity.
But now I better sleep some more. I'm really tired for some reason.
[Time Skip]
"HEY! WAKE UP, BRAT!"
"What the hell kind of loud-ass voice. Shut the fuck up! Let me sleep, you damn bastard!"
In the dark void, Wellington was woken by a loud, thundering voice in the void.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU LITTLE SHIT! WAKE UP NOW, YOU ASSHOLE!"
The being got angry and yelled at Wellington, giving him a title.
"WHAT! ASSHOLE IS YOU, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!"
Wellington, very pissed off, yelled at the voice in the void.
"SHITTY BRAT! IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO GOD?!"
"God is my dick that's been in so many pussies that there's not a woman I've seen that I haven't fucked. You shitty God."
"CURSED BRAT! I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU TO ANOTHER WORLD! A FICTIONAL ONE LIKE THOSE ANIMES YOU WATCHED WITH OVER TEN WISHES! BUT NOW! I'LL SEND YOU WITH JUST ONE WISH! THE WORLD WILL BE MY CHOICE TOO!"
The voice, which proclaimed itself God, was furious with Wellington. He was a God, a Perfect being, but a mortal without any challenge didn't care what he was.
God couldn't be more furious with Wellington. But the same could be said of Wellington, who was woken from his dreams.
"You self-proclaimed God! I don't give a damn about that! I just need your little ass to fuck it even more than it already is, got it?"
"CHOOSE A WISH ALREADY! AND GET OUT OF HERE! SO I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, INSOLENT MORTAL!"
The God's voice thundered through the entire void. Wellington's head ached with a hangover, and hearing the God's voice booming through the void only gave him more of a headache.
"Okay. Okay, asshole God! Just give me an anime RPG system with a shop and everything it's supposed to have."
Fed up and with a massive headache, Wellington wanted to get away from the God's thundering voice in the void.
The God didn't want to deal with Wellington anymore either. Still furious with all the disrespect, he granted his wish and threw him who-knows-where in the vastness of all existence.
"GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK!!!"
Everything turned white and dark in our MC's vision, and he vanished from the void without knowing where he was going. Poor bastard, the best MC in fanfics.
"ASSHOLE BRAT! MAYBE HE'S LIKE THAT BECAUSE OF HIS SHITTY LIFE!"
The Asshole God is dropping spoilers. Stop dropping spoilers, Asshole God!
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING ASSHOLE! YOU TRASH AUTHOR! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT TOO! FILTHY TRASH!"
Don't break the fourth wall, damn it. You're not Deadpool.
"I'M GOD! I DO WHAT I WANT!"
And I'm the creator, the author of this whole damn thing. I created you, and as my creation, you obey me. Stinky-ass bastard.
"YOU'RE LUCKY I CAN'T GO TO THE REAL WORLD! BECAUSE IF I COULD! I'D SHOW YOU MY SUPER BIG BLACK DICK!"
I better get out of here. The asshole God is whipping out his dick bigger than the universe, trying to screw me.
I can't wait for him to die by the hands of our MC… oops, spoiler.
[Unknown Location]
In an unknown room. A young man with white hair was waking up with a hellish headache.
"Ow-ow-ow, my head hurts like hell, damn asshole God. He didn't take away this headache."
Wellington got out of the bed he was in and quickly ran to an open door, realizing it was a bathroom after getting out of bed.
After vomiting liters of beer into the toilet, Wellington returned to the previous bed and lay down without caring about his new appearance.
"Time to test this system."
Wellington only asked for this because his friend, Willian, told him it's the most broken power in all of fiction.
"Things in games are usually in the menu? Menu…"
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Status
Active Skills
Passive Skills
Titles
Inventory
Shop
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"Okay, seeing blue floating screens in my face is weird as hell."
Wellington felt strange seeing the blue screens floating in front of him. But he soon pressed the screw-it button.
"Screw it… I don't care anymore."
Deciding not to care, Wellington started checking the basics of the system.
"Status…"
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Name: Haru Kurokami
Title: Asshole
Race: Human
Level: 1
Next Level: 100
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HP: 10
MP: 0
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Strength: 1
Agility: 2 (+1%)
Vitality: 1
Intelligence: 0
Wisdom: 1
Charisma: 4
Luck: 1
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Free Points: 0
System Points: 0
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"That shitty God. I bet it was that bastard who gave me this title."
The first thing Wellington noticed was his title.
After seeing his title, Wellington looked at his name.
"Haru… means spring, so I'm in Japan… but in what world? I bet it's an anime world from what that shitty asshole God was yelling."
Wellington… no, Haru, looked at all the information on the Status screen.
"I don't need to know anything else besides my name. I already know what almost everything means, except for the shitty title."
Haru closed his Status screen disinterestedly. He really didn't care about anything on it besides his name.
Haru looked at the skills.
"Active Skills…"
A blue screen appeared in front of Haru, but the screen was empty. Haru had no active skills to use, and he didn't even care about not having an active skill to start with.
Not caring about his lack of active skills, Haru quickly moved to the next list, passive skills.
"Passive Skills…"
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Alcohol Immunity: A
Sexual Resistance: S
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"What the hell kind of skills are these two?"
Haru was surprised by his passive skills; he didn't imagine he'd already have two passive skills, but even so, Haru didn't expect such weird skills right off the bat.
"Alcohol Immunity? I think I already had that skill before I died. My resistance to alcohol was always really high. The doctor said my metabolism sped up when I drank alcohol. So I was forbidden from drinking, but I never stopped… it was impossible to."
For a second, Haru seemed sad but soon sighed, shaking his head and forgetting whatever he was remembering in that moment.
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Alcohol Immunity
Rank: A
Immune to the Effects of Alcohol, or Can Tolerate Extreme Amounts Without Noticeable Effects Due to an Accelerated Metabolism for Alcohol.
+1% Poison Resistance
+1% Agility
+0.1% HP Recovery Per Hour
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"Hmm. Not bad. So that's where the one percent agility in the status comes from."
Haru liked the buffs from the skill. But he didn't linger looking at the skill's description screen and moved to the next skill.
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Sexual Resistance
Rank: S
Great Sexual Resistance, Possessing Resistance to Sexual Acts.
Warning: Effects Still Unknown
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"No more need to buy a ton of condoms."
Even though the effects were all unknown, Haru liked the description and knew what kind of effect his Sexual Resistance skill could have.
After all, Haru was pleased that he wouldn't need to spend so much money on tons of condoms anymore.
Because Haru knew that getting someone pregnant is also a sexual act.
Since these were his two skills, Haru moved to the next menu list. The titles.
"Titles…"
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?
Asshole
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Haru looked confused at the first title; not knowing what it was left him puzzled since it was hidden.
But since there was probably no description, Haru didn't even bother looking at the description.
As for the second title, Haru ignored it without even glancing at it once.
Haru wasn't the least bit happy with that title God had given him as a gift.
Haru moved to the next one without looking at the second title.
"Inventory… Nothing. I was expecting at least a beginner's pack. What a shitty system."
Haru was disappointed with the lack of a beginner's pack in the empty inventory.
"Shop…"
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Items
Equipment
Passive Skills
Active Skills
Magics (This World)
Animes+ (Other Worlds)
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"Looks like the shop has some options. But what's in this Anime shop? It says Other Worlds. Are they skills, or a way to go to another anime world?"
Haru looked at the shop confused, finding it odd to have an anime option in the shop.
Curious about what was in the anime shop, Haru entered it with a single click on the screen.
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Fairy Tail World: Recommended
Black Clover World: Recommended
Naruto World: Recommended
Bleach World: Recommended
Nasuverse World: Recommended
One Piece World: Recommended
Nanatsu no Taizai World
Mieruko-chan World
Danmachi World
Goblin Slayer World
Dragon Ball World
…
…
…
…
…
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"Recommended. Is it recommending the best skills for the world I'm in, or is it something else?"
The list with names of various animes was massive; there were even animes Haru had never heard of on the list. But what caught Haru's attention the most were the ones recommended for him in that Anime Shop.
"Fairy Tail…"
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Magic Items
Magics
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"So that's the kind of shop. I can buy powers and things from other anime worlds too."
Haru entered the magic items to see what was there.
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Magic Headphones: 100
Magic Sandals: 100
Magic Letter: 100
Colors: 100
Lacrima: 100
Reading Glasses x2: 100
Reading Glasses x18: 200
Reading Glasses x32: 300
Reading Glasses x64: 400
Reading Glasses x120: 800
Magic Headphones II: 1,000
Light Pen: 2,000
Magic Contract: 2,000
Magic Cloth: 4,000
Magic Broom: 5,000
Diving Equipment: 10,000
…
…
Dorma Anim: 3,000,000
Ice Devil Katana: 4,000,000
Fire Dragon Katana: 4,500,000
Dragon Cry (Artifact): 5,000,000
Phoenix Stone: 5,000,000
Dogra Core: 100,000,000
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After looking at the first magic items, Haru quickly went to the end of the list.
"Dogra Core?"
At the end of the list, Haru looked at the most expensive item in the Fairy Tail world's item shop.
Wanting to know what the most expensive item was for, Haru opened the description and information for the Dogra Core to see what it was used for and why only that Core was so expensive, costing a hundred million system points.
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Dogra Core
Rank: SSS
Price: 100,000,000
Magic Core Containing a Fraction of the Original Power of the Earth Dragon God, Dogramag.
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"…Okay. A Magic Core with the power of a Dragon God from the Fairy Tail world."
Haru didn't know what to say at first and just accepted what that magic item was.
Haru closed the Dogra Core information screen and the Fairy Tail world's magic item screen.
After closing both screens, Haru opened the magic screen from the Fairy Tail shop.
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Devil Slayer Magic
God Slayer Magic
Dragon Slayer Magic
Creation Magic
Transformation Magic
Charm: 500,000
Telekinesis: 500,000
Telepathy: 500,000
Divination: 500,000
Body Restriction Magic: 500,000
High Speed: 500,000
Aera: 600,000
Air Magic: 1,000,000
Wind Magic: 1,000,000
Water Magic: 1,000,000
Fire Magic: 1,000,000
Earth Magic: 1,000,000
Lightning Magic: 1,000,000
Ice Magic: 1,000,000
Light Magic: 1,000,000
…
…
…
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"The list of one type of magic, while the others that aren't part of a specific magic are separate. But what the hell is with these prices? It's a rip-off."
Seeing the high prices for magic, he knew it was a scam. Even the magics costing a million were the cheapest on the entire list, which continued downward with even more expensive magics.
Haru sighed at the price and opened the Dragon Slayer Magic list.
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Fire Dragon: 10,000,000
Iron Dragon: 10,000,000
Sky Dragon: 10,000,000
Jade Dragon: 10,000,000
Diamond Dragon: 10,000,000
White Dragon: 10,000,000
Shadow Dragon: 10,000,000
Sage Dragon: 10,000,000
Water Dragon: 10,000,000
Wood Dragon: 10,000,000
Law Dragon: 10,000,000
Earth Dragon: 10,000,000
Lightning Dragon: 10,000,000
Gold Dragon: 10,000,000
Poison Dragon: 10,000,000
Blade Dragon: 10,000,000
Armor Dragon: 10,000,000
Corpse Dragon: 10,000,000
Clinging Dragon: 10,000,000
Spirit Dragon: 10,000,000
Sword Saint Dragon: 10,000,000
Four Beast Dragon: 10,000,000
Hell Flame Dragon: 15,000,000
Cavern Dragon: 15,000,000
Purgatory Dragon: 15,000,000
Sea King Dragon: 15,000,000
Gale Dragon: 15,000,000
Flash Dragon: 15,000,000
Darkness Dragon: 15,000,000
Arcano Dragon: 100,000,000
Moon Dragon: 100,000,000
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"Are there really this many Dragon Slayer Magics in Fairy Tail?"
All the Dragon Slayer Magics were on the screen. Not a single Dragon Slayer type was missing.
"Ah, screw it! These prices are a blatant rip-off from this shitty system. And I thought the regular magics were expensive. The shop is complete garbage."
Sighing at the absurdity of the shop, Haru stood up, closing all the system screens, a bit irritated with the prices that kept climbing.
"I'd better find out what world I'm in already. Knowing that asshole God, I'm almost a hundred percent sure he sent me to a place I hate."
At that moment, a new system screen appeared in front of Haru.
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Secret Mission Completed
Objective: Check the System
Rewards
100 Exp
10,000 System Points
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Level 2 Achieved
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"Secret mission? That asshole God is messing around. The right thing would be to receive the mission so I know what to do. Not do something random and complete a mission out of nowhere. Haaa…"
Sighing irritably, Haru went to the bathroom to take a shower and cool his head.
But at that moment, Haru froze upon hearing a loud voice shouting outside.
"OPPAI!!!!!"
Haru completely froze in shock, already praying to any god that it's not what he's thinking. Going to the window in the room, next to the bed, Haru regretted the decision. Outside, there was the biggest pervert who had everything handed to him on a diamond platter and did nothing in the end, a pervert afraid of women with no dignity as a man.
There he was, Issei Hyoudou. Along with his two pervert friends, talking about boobs in public without caring about the disgusted looks from the women passing by.
"Out of all the animes, why here?"
Sighing at his bad luck, Haru went to the bathroom to take a shower and then sleep for a while.
"I'd better take a shower and sleep until this headache passes, but still, how unlucky can I be to be breathing the same air as him. But…"
A somewhat evil smile was present on Haru's beautiful and wild face.
"…I'm not gonna turn down a woman if they give me a chance. I'm not that coward afraid of women."